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IT'S ALL ABOUT POWER & FAME.
WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU TAKE ALL OF THE
FAITH
SIN
WOMEN
LOVE
ACCOUNTABILITY
OUT OF THE GOSPELS?
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO DONALD TRUMP
TELLS A STORY OF JESUS WHO PERFORMS MIRACLES AND DRAWS BIG CROWDS.
YOU'RE LEFT WITH THE MOST REDACTED BIBLE IN HISTORY.
About The Gospel According to Donald Trump
This is what happens when you take the words of Jesus and remove everything that doesn’t align with the words, actions, and values of Donald J. Trump.
Inspired by Thomas Jefferson’s razor blade and Trump’s Bible-for-sale hustle, this redacted version of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John erases any trace of humility, compassion, love, or concern for the poor. What's left? A Jesus who performs miracles and becomes famous.
It’s not a Bible. It’s a mirror.
About the Creator
Robb Ryerse is a pastor, political troublemaker, and accidental performance artist. He created The Gospel According to Donald Trump not as a writer, but as a curator of absence—meticulously redacting the Gospels until only a Trump-compatible Jesus remained. The result is less scripture, more satire.
When he’s not editing sacred texts with a Sharpie, Robb works at the intersection of faith and politics as the Political Director of Vote Common Good. Visit RobbRyerse.com.
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